I totally did NOT see that coming. Nicely done. and 5 points for the house-drow remark. I'm afeared half of your audience won't get it, but I appreciate it. :)
I'm terrified of things that fly, so I'd have a llama bring my packages. Which is a nice switch up for me, since my patronus is a velociraptor and if I was an animagus I'd be a Komodo dragon.
A spectral, winged saltwater crocodile. Preferably one who has lived primarily in Germany and has since learned to speak with a distinct Berlin Accent.
1) definitely a cheetah
2) lovin the puns :)
1) A cheetah would would be fast, but heard their service is spotty.
2) PUNDAY!!!
or a whale jsut for giggles.
Also, I love that you signed up for ComicFury.
I'm terrified of things that fly, so I'd have a llama bring my packages. Which is a nice switch up for me, since my patronus is a velociraptor and if I was an animagus I'd be a Komodo dragon.